Bedtime Battles . . . Bring it on!
I thought that I would spare you my horrible singing voice by writing the lyrics down for you to sing to yourself as you read this wonderfully re-written rendition of the Star Spangled Banner. Please enjoy “Ode to the Bedtime Battle”.
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OOOHHH, say can you see, by the evenings fading light,
what so loudly had wailed was my toddler not sleeping.
Whose small feet [...]





